pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

"When I love you,
I really fucking love you.
There are no in betweens.
I don’t know what grey is.
My love is black and white."
(My love is true) ←

satans-bakesale:

lets all take a moment to pray that manson gets a decent looking hair style soon

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

"I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be."

slutgarden:

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

now i’ll always wonder